Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family. A Christmas special so wrong it must be from comedians Porta dos Fundos.

The stooges are greeting card salesmen who are mistakenly inducted into the army after escaping from the jealous husband of one of their customers. In bootcamp their sergeant turns out to be the same man, whom they constantly vex and bewilder. When the boys are sent to the front lines and the sergeant is captured they must rescue him, which they do after doping themselves with laughing gas. At the end they get shot off into the sunset on a cannon shell.

Девочка Мимико – сирота. У нее нет ни папы, ни мамы, есть только старенькая бабушка, которой не по силам растить внучку. Но Мимико не унывает; она уверена, что справится со всем, благо готовить и стирать она умеет, а воров и разбойников не боится! И вот однажды во двор к Мимико забирается незваный гость – детеныш панды, а за ним приходит и Папа-панда. Папа-панда – обаятельный и положительный господин, с твердыми представлениями о том, как нужно растить детей. Детей должны растить родители! А у Мимико их нет... Недолго поразмыслив, Папа-Панда решает удочерить Мимико: «Папе трудно стать мамой, а вот стать папой два раза – в этом нет ничего невозможного».

With input from actor and writer Jan Hlobil, director and cinematographer Rene Smaal presents a film in the true surrealist tradition, in the sense that only 'found' elements were used, and that it defies interpretation based on ordinary cause-and-effect time sequence.

Два брата не понимают страсти отца. После его смерти они наследуют ценную коллекцию марок и впадают в филателистическую манию. Они готовы на всё, чтобы получить редкий экземпляр.

Two little league teams take on their coaches' sibling rivalry, and end up in battle in a place the baseball world never expected: in the outfield of the Home Run Derby.

When twin girls are found dead in their family’s barn, reality star turned TV-reporter Meredith Phillips and her de-facto camera crew are dispatched to rural Wisconsin to investigate the gruesome deaths. In their relentless drive to break the story, the reporters become entangled in a deadly mystery and uncover the small town’s shocking secret. Edited together from the crew’s multiple cameras, the film documents their struggle to survive the most terrifying night of their lives and becomes the only evidence of a crime too horrific to imagine.

История рассказывает об очередном этапе длительного противостояния между Галактической Империей и Союзом Свободных Планет. История фокусируется на действиях двух талантливых лидеров вооруженных сил Империи и Союза: Райнхарде фон Лоэнграмме и Яне Вэньли.

Öllers and Niederländer have everything under control. For the past six years, the two successful business consultants have been traveling through some of the seediest countries around the world in order to satisfy their clients greed. They have achieved almost everything, but there is one career move left: to finally become a partner in the company! When they find out that their team colleague Hellinger made the cut, they are at their wits end. Up or Out is the name of the game. The fact that Hellinger falls from an office window for no explainable reason doesnt seem to help the situation. Of all people, the young and ambitious Bianca steps in for Hellinger. Öllers and Niederländer are irritated, sarcasm spreads, neuroses break out. The fight for survival within the company takes its toll the AGE OF CANNIBALS dawns.

Тинтин вышел на мирную прогулку. Но комфортная атмосфера продлится недолго. Когда самолет с отказавшим двигателем приземляется, Тинтин делает все возможное, чтобы помочь, но в него стреляют, и он попадает в больницу.

A young photographer's home is haunted by it's former residents.

Young art student Hideo paints an unnerving portrait of Tomie, who whispers that she loves him. Inexplicably, he reacts by stabbing her to death with a painting trowel. Two friends, Takumi and Shunichi, arrive on the scene and help him dispose of the body. To cheer him up, the boys take the unwitting murderer to the nearest bar for a party... but a mysterious girl named Tomie shows up, bearing a few odd physical resemblances to the dead girl in the ground.

The stooges are firemen at a station that still uses horses to pull the engines. A salesman who wants to sell the chief some modern equipment plants gun powder in one of the engines. The chiefs daughter catches him and after a chase both are knocked unconscious. When a fire starts, the stooges respond to the alarm, but don't realize its their firehouse that's burning! Somehow they manage to arrive in time to save the girl, and the villain gets his just desserts.

A Romance of the Three Kingdoms retelling using SD Gundams. (Source: Myanimelist.net)

The incredible life of Jorge Semprún (1923-2011): son of a republican intellectual; exiled in the early days of the Spanish Civil War; survivor of the Buchenwald concentration camp during World War II; clandestine communist in Spain during Franco's dictatorship; controversial socialist politician; acclaimed writer, screenwriter and filmmaker.

Два парка развлечений соперничают за внимание посетителей. В ход идут фокусы, магия, трюки, а также воровство, шпионаж и предательство. Они готовы удивлять любой ценой. Юноша и девушка из враждующих кланов вопреки запрету полюбили друг друга.. Есть ли у этой истории шанс на счастливый конец?

Elias Ehlers is a Danish comedy show

В фильме рассказывается история женщины, которая начинает говорить всё, что она на самом деле думает, и делать всё, о чем мечтают люди.